Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.

Silence Is A Still Noise.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.