The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By

Words Are Often Seen Hunting For An Idea, But Ideas Are Never Seen Hunting For Words.

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak Of, Have The Best Time Of It.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.