The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

It Is The Little Bits Of Things That Fret And Worry Us; We Can Dodge A Elephant, But We Can't Dodge A Fly.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.