Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.