A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He

Friendship Is Like Earthenware, Once Broken, It Can Be Mended; Love Is Like A Mirror, Once Broken That Ends It.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.