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Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

Prejudice Assumes The Garb Of Reason, But The Cheat Is Too Thin.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.