Biography Is The Best Form Of History.

Error Will Slip Through A Crack, While Truth Will Stick In A Doorway.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.

We Have Some Writers So Abstruse And Deep That They Drown Themselves In Their Fathomless Sentences.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.