Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

There Is Not A Whole Lot Of Fun In Medicine But There Is A Whole Lot Of Medicine In Fun.