There Never Yet Was A Mother Who

Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open Mouths.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

There Is No Revenge So Complete As Forgiveness.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.