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Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be Smelt, Not Swallowed.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

People Travel To Learn; Most Of Them Before They Start Should Learn To Travel.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

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