Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy Than Your Friend.