Faith Is The Soul Riding At Anchor.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.