Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

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Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

Bob Dylan Will Be Thirty Years Old This Month..." "that's The Most Depressing Thing I've Ever Heard.

On A Beautiful Day Like This It Would Be Best To Stay In Bed So You Wouldn't Get Up And Spoil It!