The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your

Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

The Crabby Little Girls Of Today Are The Crabby Old Women Of Tomorrow!

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!