Don't Worry About The World Coming To

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

You Can't Write A Term Paper Before Breakfast.

This Is My Depressed Stance. When You're Depressed, It Makes A Lot Of Difference How You Stand. The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Straighten Up And Hold Your Head High Because Then You'll Start To Feel Better. If You're Going To Get Any Joy Out Of Being Depressed, You've Got To Stand Like This.