Life Is Too Short Not To Live

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.