There Is No Greater Burden Than Great

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

Those Dreams I Have At Night Are Going To Drive Me Crazy. Last Night I Dreamed That Little Red-haired Girl And I Were Eating Lunch Together... But She's Gone... She's Moved Away, And I Don't Know Where She Lives, And She Doesn't Know I Even Exist, And I'll Never See Her Again... And... I Wish Men Cried.

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!