Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

Here I Am Flying High Over Enemy Lines In My Sopwith Camel Searching For The Red Baron. Who's That Behind Me? It's The Red Baron! He Has Me In His Sights! Give My Regards To Broadway.

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.

Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.