Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

Love Is Letting Him Win Even Though You Know You Could Slaughter Him.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!