Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

All Is Well... That's My New Philosophy.

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.