Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

On A Beautiful Day Like This It Would Be Best To Stay In Bed So You Wouldn't Get Up And Spoil It!

How Can We Lose When We're So Sincere?

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.