Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

Maybe I Can Put It Another Way... Life, Charlie Brown, Is Like A Deck Chair." "like A What?" "have You Ever Been On A Cruise Ship? Passengers Open Up These Canvas Deck Chairs So They Can Sit In The Sun... Some People Place Their Chairs Facing The Rear Of The Ship So They Can See Where They've Been... Other People Face Their Chairs Forward... They Want To See Where They're Going! On The Cruise Ship Of Life, Charlie Brown, Which Way Is Your Deck Chair Facing?" "i've Never Been Able To Get One Unfolded.

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

This Is My Report On How To Live... They Say The Best Way Is Just To Live One Day At A Time... If You Try To Live Seven Days At A Time, The Week Will Be Over Before You Know It.

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!