The Problem With The World Is That

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

If A Face Like Ingrid Bergman's Looks At You As Though You're Adorable, Everybody Does. You Don't Have To Act Very Much.

The Only Thing Money Is Good For Is To Buy Your Freedom.