For A Nothing, Charlie Brown, You're Really

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!