For A Nothing, Charlie Brown, You're Really

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

Be Yourself. No One Can Say You're Doing It Wrong.