My Anxieties Have Anxieties.

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

On A Beautiful Day Like This It Would Be Best To Stay In Bed So You Wouldn't Get Up And Spoil It!