Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either