Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.