Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?

Eve Had One Advantage Over All The Rest Of Her Sex. In His Wildest Moments Of Rage Adam Never Could Accuse Her Of Being 'just Like Her Mother!

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.