Jews Are Living In The Past And

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.