A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.