I've Found That My Humor Goes Over

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds The News And Then Claims To Be Impartial. They Never Give An Even-handed Version Of The News - That's The Last Thing They'd Ever Do.

Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!