I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

I'm Just Trying To Spread The Word And Upturn The Myth That Actually You Should Be Resting After Cancer Treatment. You Shouldn't; You Should Be Getting Out And Doing Any Kind Of Exercise You Can. You Don't Have To Run A Marathon, But You Just Have To Up Your Activity Levels.

Wild Men Are So Enormously Attractive.

I Did Try When I Wasn't Doing The Singing To Do As Much Comedy As I Could Because I Thought With Comic Relief You Are Duty Bound To Anyway.

I Buy Smoked Mackerel In A Vain Attempt At Being Healthy. I Do Actually Really Like It, And You Don't Have To Cook It, Which Is Handy.