I've Been On The Whisky Diet -

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi And Says "king Arthur's Close" And The Taxi Driver Says, "don't Worry We'll Lose Him At The Next Lights".