I've Been On The Whisky Diet -

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

It's Strange, Isn't It. You Stand In The Middle Of A Library And Go Aaaaagghhhh' And Everyone Just Stares At You. But You Do The Same Thing On An Aeroplane, And Everyone Joins In.

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.