I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same

We Talked About Politics Constantly In My Family Growing Up In North Carolina. There Were Always Debates. Being Of Greek Background, It's In Our Blood To Drink Coffee And Talk Politics.

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.