I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just

Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For Me In Comedy. I Have To Be Surprised, And Everything's Been Done.

I Want To Do Another Reality Show. It's Based On The Mole. It's About Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It's Called "god, I Hope That's A Mole."

I Know My Face Is Turning Red. I Don't Want You To Interpret It As Being Embarrassed. It's Rage. The Color Of My Face Is Rage.

If You See Something, Say Something.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.