I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.