I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.