I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell Gave Me My Art.