Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.