I'm Really A Pacifist.

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.