I'm Really A Pacifist.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

At The New York Athletic Club They Serve Amazing Food. People Go There, Get Healthy, And Then Eat Themselves To Death - Which Is, I Suppose, The Right Way To Do It.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.