I'm Really A Pacifist.

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

Even Though People Say Richard Harris And I Have Been Having A Great Feud, It's Not True.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.