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I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.