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I Like To Give My Inhibitions A Bath Now And Then.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.