It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries;

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.