I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.