I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

Television Could Perform A Great Service In Mass Education, But There's No Indication Its Sponsors Have Anything Like This On Their Minds.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.