I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.