I Have Enemies I've Never Met -

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

[to The Man Who Came Up To Her At A Party And Exclaimed Effusively, 'tallulah! I Haven't Seen You For 41 Years!':] I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

Working On Television Is Like Being Shot Out Of A Cannon. They Cram You All Up With Rehearsals, Then Someone Lights A Fuse And - .bang! - There You Are In Someone's Living Room.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.