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Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.