All My Life I've Been Terrible At

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.