There Is Less In This Than Meets

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

For Acting, Darlings, Is The World's Most Perilous Trade. Compared With Actors, Steeple Jacks And Deep-sea Divers Lead Snug And Placid Lives.

There Is Less In This Than Meets The Eye.