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Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.

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Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.