I Have Been Tight As A Tick!

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.