Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !

Acting Is A Form Of Confession.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.