It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

Bob Saget Was Known, In The Comedy Clubs In Those Days, As Extremely Funny But With Dark Humor. It Was Always An Inside Joke Among Comics, When He Got Full House, It Was, Like, Wow, Hes Playing This All-american Dad Kind Of Thing. That Was Not Bob Saget. His Comedic Style Is Definitely More Twisted, And He Has An Edgier Side Than He Showed In Full House.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.