It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

When Someone You Love Is Hurting, If It Was Possible, You'd Want To Take Their Pain For Them. But Do I Really Want Cramps And Sore Boobs?

All I've Ever Done Is Try To Entertain My Way Through A Life That Often Has A Huge Amount Of Heaviness In It.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.