It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.