It's Not The Size Of The Dog

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

My Family Was Fine, It's Just A Different Way Of Going About Life. Creativity Was Not Something That Was Isolated And Identified And Valued.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.