It's Been So Long Since I Made

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Women Should Look Good. Work On Yourselves. Education? I Spit On Education. No Man Is Ever Going To Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.