It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

If I Had To Rank My Skills, I Have A Long Way To Go Before I Can Write A Good Graphic Novel.

Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always Told That Change Takes Time. For A Race Of Mortals, Dicking Around Just Isn't Acceptable.